March 2012
4 tags
OK, I'm leaving for two days. Off to the...
I'm not going to have access to Tumblr (or the...
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
mystikdragon:
everyonesahero:
boxed-hobo:
relissoawesome:
saingirl101:
redfruitwhiteseeds:
mikilofsouthern:
my-life-is-strange:
derpderpmotherfuckers:
with an easy link to my askbox for your convenience.
sure why not, throw something at me bros
I’m procrastinating on homework! yeah! C:
I am also procrastinating! Whoo!
I am not procrastinating. Come let me know what you...
3 tags
Modern Family
Haley: Call 911!
Phil: No, they're so busy.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
0 posts
Perspective
Conservative: HAHA Gas is expensive! How's that "Hope and Change" working out for ya?
Me: It's actually pretty great because gays can serve openly in the military, more people have health insurance, and all the wars are over. Thanks for asking.
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I'm so sick of people asking me what I'm going to...
Because I’m going in undeclared. So I always have a really boring answer when they ask. And people are always like “Oh….that’s cool.”
I’M SORRY I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
4 tags
The Big Bang Theory
Howard: "I love birthdays. Mom's special french toast breakfast, wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends."
Penny: "See, that's the kind of birthday all little boys should have!"
Howard: "Actually, that was last year....."
Best of Patrick Star! →
epic-humor:
THIS POST IS LIFE.
